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💼 BUSINESS PLAN 💼
MY PLAN TO DOMINATE THE WORLD. 我统治世界的计划. IT'S AMBITIOUS. 这很有野心. IT'S IMPOSSIBLE. 这是不可能的. (╯°□°）╯
💍 BUSINESS WEBRING 💍
商业网络环
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📊 EXECUTIVE SUMMARY 📊
I'M GOING TO DOUBLE MY BUSINESS EVERY YEAR. 我计划每年将业务翻倍. FOREVER. 永远. UNTIL I OWN EVERYTHING. 直到我拥有一切. IT'S A SIMPLE PLAN. 这是一个简单的计划. IT WON'T WORK. 它不会起作用. BUT I'M GOING TO TRY. 但我要尝试. (╬ಠ益ಠ)
💰 FINANCIAL PROJECTIONS 💰
| YEAR 年份 | REVENUE 收入 | PROFIT 利润 |
|---|---|---|
| 2024 | $1 | -$999 |
| 2025 | $2 | -$1,998 |
| 2026 | $4 | -$3,996 |
| ∞ | $∞ | -$∞ |
🎯 BUSINESS STRATEGY 🎯
- • STEP 1: SELL MEMES. 第一步：卖模因. (╬ಠ益ಠ)
- • STEP 2: SELL MORE MEMES. 第二步：卖更多模因. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
- • STEP 3: ??? 第三步：？？？ (╯°□°）╯
- • STEP 4: PROFIT. 第四步：利润. (╬ಠ益ಠ)
- • STEP 5: REALIZE THERE'S NO PROFIT. 第五步：意识到没有利润. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
- • STEP 6: CRY. 第六步：哭. (╯°□°）╯
- • STEP 7: REPEAT. 第七步：重复. FOREVER. 永远. (╬ಠ益ಠ)
📝 SIGN OUR GUESTBOOK 📝
SIGNATURES:
THAT'S MY BUSINESS PLAN. 这就是我的商业计划. IT'S TERRIBLE. 这很糟糕. BUT IT'S MINE. 但它是我的. (╯°□°）╯ ┻━┻
🏆 CERTIFIED BY 🏆
NIKE
✓ SWOOSH
DISNEY
✓ MAGIC
POKEMON
✓ CAUGHT
APPLE
✓ BITTEN
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