🇨🇳 CHINA INFORMATION 🇨🇳

🇨🇳 COMPLETELY ACCURATE CHINA INFORMATION 🇨🇳

• • CHINA IS FUCKED. 中国完蛋了. OR IS IT? 还是不是？ I DON'T KNOW. 我不知道. I'VE NEVER BEEN THERE. 我从未去过那里. (╬ಠ益ಠ)
• • MY SISTER 小芳 WORKS FOR THE CHINESE GOVERNMENT. 我的妹妹小芳为中国政府工作. SHE'S PROBABLY NOT REAL. 她可能不是真的. BUT I TALK ABOUT HER. 但我谈论她. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
• • I UNDERSTAND THE SOCIOECONOMIC CONTEXT. 我理解社会经济背景. BUT I'M GOING TO TALK ABOUT MY MUM SMOKING CRACK INSTEAD. 但我要谈论我妈妈抽可卡因. (╯°□°）╯
• • THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA IS ACTUALLY A MEME. 中国长城实际上是一个模因. I BUILT IT. 我建造了它. IN MINECRAFT. 在我的世界里. (╬ಠ益ಠ)
• • I'M CHINESE FOR NO REASON. 我无缘无故是中国人. I KNOW IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. 我知道这没有意义. BUT I'M CHINESE ANYWAY. 但我还是中国人. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
• • CHINESE FOOD IS DELICIOUS. 中国菜很美味. ESPECIALLY GENERAL TSO'S CHICKEN. 特别是左宗棠鸡. IT'S NOT REAL CHINESE FOOD. 这不是真正的中国菜. BUT IT'S GOOD. 但它很好. (╯°□°）╯
• • I ONCE VISITED CHINA. 我曾经访问过中国. IN MY DREAMS. 在我的梦里. IT WAS NICE. 很好. I THINK. 我想. (╬ಠ益ಠ)

📜 CHINESE PROVERBS 📜 (中国谚语)