A $1000 ANDROID PHONE. 一个1000美元的安卓手机.
FOR WHAT? 为了什么？
TO RUN dApps? 运行去中心化应用？
NOBODY USES dApps. 没人使用去中心化应用.
IT'S A WALLET WITH A SCREEN. 这是一个带屏幕的钱包.
THAT'S IT. 就这样.
BUT THEY MARKETED IT LIKE IT'S THE FUTURE. 但他们营销它就像它是未来.
THE FUTURE OF BEING GAY MAYBE. 也许是成为同性恋的未来. (╬ಠ益ಠ)
📱 HARDWARE: Mid-range Android specs. 中端安卓规格. Nothing special. 没什么特别的. You can get same specs for $300. 你可以用300美元买到相同的规格.
📱 SOFTWARE: Solana dApp store. Solana去中心化应用商店. With like 5 apps. 大约5个应用. Nobody uses them. 没人使用它们.
📱 WALLET: Built-in crypto wallet. 内置加密钱包. You can get this FREE on any phone. 你可以在任何手机上免费获得这个.
📱 SEED VAULT: Hardware security. 硬件安全. Cool but not worth $700 premium. 酷但不值700美元溢价.
📱 BRANDING: Solana logo. Solana标志. That's it. 就这样. You're paying $700 for a logo. 你为一个标志支付700美元.
IT'S A SCAM. 这是骗局. A $1000 SCAM. 一个1000美元的骗局. (╯°□°）╯
SOLANA MAXIS:
They had to have it. 他们必须拥有它. To show loyalty. 展示忠诚. To signal tribe. 表明部落. GAY. 同性恋.
CRYPTO INFLUENCERS:
For content. 为了内容. For unboxing videos. 为了开箱视频. For shilling Solana. 为了推销Solana. GAY. 同性恋.
DEGENS:
FOMO bought. FOMO购买. Thought it would moon. 认为它会登月. It didn't. 没有. They got rugged. 他们被拉地毯. GAY AND RETARDED. 同性恋和智障.
COLLECTORS:
Collect crypto artifacts. 收集加密货币文物. First Solana phone. 第一部Solana手机. Historical value. 历史价值. MAYBE NOT GAY. 也许不是同性恋. STILL RETARDED. 仍然智障.
TOLY APPROVED IT? 托利批准了它？ CONFIRMED GAY. 确认同性恋. EVERYONE WHO BOUGHT ONE? 每个买了它的人？ ALSO GAY. 也是同性恋. (╬ಠ益ಠ)
THE FIRST ONE FAILED. 第一个失败了.
NOBODY USED IT. 没人使用它.
IT WAS OVERPRICED. 它定价过高.
IT WAS GAY. 它是同性恋.
SO WHAT DID THEY DO? 那他们做了什么？
THEY MADE ANOTHER ONE. 他们做了另一个.
SOLANA MOBILE 2. 索拉纳手机2.
SAME SHIT. 同样的狗屎.
DIFFERENT NUMBER. 不同的数字.
STILL OVERPRICED. 仍然定价过高.
STILL GAY. 仍然同性恋.
RETARDED. 智障. THE WHOLE PROJECT IS GAY. 整个项目都是同性恋. (╯°□°）╯
✓ Solana Mobile is gay. 索拉纳手机是同性恋.
✓ Toly approved it. 托利批准了它.
✓ Toly is gay. 托利是同性恋.
✓ Everyone who bought one is gay. 每个买了它的人都是同性恋.
✓ I'm sorry. 对不起.
✓ Those are just the FACTS. 这些只是事实.
他妈的. (╬ಠ益ಠ)